Basic.

Visual Basic is becoming a parody on itself. The logical operators And and Or are now accompanied by AndAlso and OrElse (I'm not shitting you!), which are their "lazy evaluation" counterparts.

Look ma, it's broken.

Yesterday, as I was browsing through Yediot, I saw the health supplement, "רק בריאות". There was some silly article about men, who had their dick broken in half (or some other nonsense like that). I didn't even bother to read it, and then this cheerful ( illustration )

caught my eye. Aren't those lovely girls a bit young for that?