Bismillah ir-Rahman ir-Rahim

Today at work I inadvertently became a Muslim. We were talking about weird unicode characters, and I said that one of them looks almost as complex as the Shahada on the Saudi Arabian flag. After someone asked me what it was, I recited it by heart. Ala said that I am now officially a Muslim, with plenty of witnesses to certify it...
(Does it make me exempt from reserve service?)