Stand-up comedy on Saturday morning.

So this dude (not a very bright one) goes on a blind date. The first thing he sees, is that the girl is butt ugly. A real monster. He excuses himself, goes to the bathroom, and calls a friend on the cellphone. "Save me!", he says. "I'm supposed to take this godzilla out for coffee, and you've got to bail me out. Call me on the cell in 5 minutes and tell me that Dave and Mark had a road accident and we must get to the hospital at once". "Sure", says the friend, "no worries". So this dude gets into the car with his date, and they start driving downtown. Just as they stop at the traffic lights, the phone rings. The dude puts the call on speaker for greater effect. "Hey", says the friend, "you won't believe what just happened". "Jesus man, Dave and Mark?!" says the dude, "I can't believe it!!!"