I'm at a payphone, trying to call home.

Sitting with my kid, watching the "Payphone" music video for the first time. The flick looks like a typical American action movie, I tell him. There's a bank robbery, shots are fired, there's stupid heroism, there's a beautiful girl, there's a car chase, there's police, there are helicopters. The only thing that's missing is explosions... There were explosions.