Bored of the Rings.

In the big battle of "Return of the King" (the one before last) - the green undead warriors are a bit deus ex machina, aren't they?

A hole.

Yahel got a toy whistle at a birthday party in kindergarten. He sits in the car and keeps whisting.
Me: "Yahel, stop it"
Yahel: no reaction
Me: "you're making a hole in my head!"
Yahel: still no reaction
Me: "okay, you've made a hole in my head, you can stop now!"
Yahel: "but I want to make it bigger!"
(curtain)