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/I work for a company whose main business is telephony/.
A fellow checked into a hotel on a business trip. He opened the phone book to "Escorts and Massages", and saw an ad for a girl calling herself Erotique. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up. So he figures, what the hell, he gives her a call.
"Hello?" the woman says. God she sounded sexy!
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, the truth is I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?"
She says, "That sounds fantastic. But for an outside line, you need to press 9".
A fellow checked into a hotel on a business trip. He opened the phone book to "Escorts and Massages", and saw an ad for a girl calling herself Erotique. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up. So he figures, what the hell, he gives her a call.
"Hello?" the woman says. God she sounded sexy!
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, the truth is I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?"
She says, "That sounds fantastic. But for an outside line, you need to press 9".
