"Alice in Wonderland" or "One lucky break"

[wildernesscat]

Another article from "Kan Kfar Yona Pardesia", our local newspaper.





This time I'll make a free translation, 'cause it's short.

New commander for the Neighborhood Watch base in Kfar Yona
Alice Badash Khajaj was recently appointed to command the Neighborhood Watch base in Kfar Yona. For the past two years Alice served as a secretary in the Neighborhood Watch. In order to receive this appointment, Alice was enlisted in the Police Force, and she replaces Lizzy Sh., who held the position for a very short time. Alice is married to Yossi and is the mother of two children. Good luck on her new job.

Let me just add, that the Neighborhood Watch is the only representation of the Law in these parts. We got Lizzy (Alice's predecessor, who is a real police person), from the "big city" of Natanya only two months ago. I wonder what made her leave...