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[wildernesscat]

Please tell me, do I look like a weapons dealer? Every time I go into the shopping mall, the security guy asks me "do you have weapons?". I don't want to disillusion him, so I make up all kinds of excuses. I say "not at the moment", or "no, I'm fresh out", or "I'll be getting a new shipment Sunday". The guy smiles and lets me in. It's a good thing that there's a new security guy every time I come to the mall. This way he can't make me hold to my promise.